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There is nothing I enjoy more while flying in an airplane than browsing the Sky Mall catalog, eating a packet of 10 – 12 peanuts and drinking a 4oz. Diet Coke.

I found a few off the wall products in the latest issue of Skymall I would like to share.

Porch Potty- The Porch Potty is a synthetic patch of grass with a scented fire hydrant for your dog to use as his potty. It can also be used indoors (I’m not kidding). $224.99- $279.99.

Protein Ketchup- “With 15 grams of protein, zero fat, and two servings of tomatoes in every “dipper-style” one-ounce cup, Protein Ketchup delivers the taste and mouthfeel you expect. with the nutrition you want.” Mouthfeel? Gross. $34.42 for 24 one-ounce cups.

Garage Screen Kit- Turn your garage into “party central” by opening the garage door and putting up a screen. My own personal disclaimer…Beware of mower gas fumes, slick oil spots on the floor and sharp tools scattered about your garage party. $19.99- $39.99.

iGrow Hair Rejuvenation Laser- Laser hair growing helmet. I swear this is a real product. All it takes is 20 minutes, three times a week and it makes your hair grow! It also has an mp3 input so you can listen to music while you grow your hair! $695.00.

Harry Potter’s Wand- ’nuff said. $35.00.

Armadillo beer can holder- A plastic armadillo that holds your beer can. I think I actually want one of these! $19.99.

Cat Toilet Training System- “With the Litter Kwitter 3-Step Cat Toilet Training System, you can teach your cat to use any human toilet in eight weeks or less.” Wow! I wonder if this would work for my son? $49.99.

If you would like to order any of these products for yourself, or order me the armadillo, all products can be found on Sky Mall’s website,


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